on’treallybankruptyourselfdatingfaasteless,collegegirls—iftheydon’tdemandthisandthathey,there’sonlyoaprepareinhisPOCKETS—andjustedonthefacewiththeirmalepartners’saggyb—butitwon’tactuallycostyouanarmandaleg—butitcostsamanhisd—any...way,yougetthepoint...
Ohingaboutlifeis:onceyoupassedcollegeages,mister,yourmale“matey”anceasedbeingAlmighty.
【▲人生很可悲啊：一旦你过了大学年纪，兄day，你的小ㄉ、ㄧㄠˇ弟就会失去它「督进去」的「C」能力。】
Man’sstickturoapieceofsti—ayourR’s—weighingnomorethanhalfanouncehowdoIknowthat?Youdon’treallyoknowandIdon’tcarewhetheryouwanttoknowmoreaboutit.
【▲男根沦为一根发臭r0U根--敢不敢呛赌--净重不到半盎司...】
WhatmoredoIhavetosay?—Lilbuddybeo-ding.Itain’tnomo’wanton-pow-fullikkamagid,like,itaichawhatchawant—dading-dongdowndereservesyounogood—bleh—
Pathedick!
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